What's Really Going On?

Thanks to meetings and unexpected events, this post is just now poppin' off:

What the hell is wrong with people when they get within spitting range of The Laugh Factory?

Teen star of the 80's Anthony Michael Hall went Kramer on our asses and dropped the N-bomb a few times last night. He was signing autographs outside The Laugh Factory and greeted someone with "What up ni**a?" and "I am scared of this ni**a right here." *Sigh* TMZ has the full story.

Looks like our girl B was caught in a lie:

Ne-Yo did an interview very recently with Power 106 and talked about how HE wrote all the lyrics for "Irreplaceable" for Beyonce. Hmmm....that's interesting since she has been documented on several occasions saying SHE wrote the song. I gots love for B whether she writes a song or not--but I just want the industry to send out the definition of "songwriter" to every artist possible. Adding a "Yeah" or "Uh-huh" to a track is NOT writing my peoples...

So Ray-J is going around telling media sources he wants to sell his sex tape with his ex Kim Kardashian (Paris Hilton's BFF of the moment) to the highest bidder. And of course Kim's saying there is no sex tape. So either she's milking this publicity moment for all it's worth with the ho in distress role, or she just didn't know she was being taped. Either way, I'm not surprised. Both of them are trying their damndest to stay in somebody's limelight. Get more pics of the ex couple that I posted a while back here. *Yaaaawn* Moving on....

The YMA Fashion Scholarship Fund honored Paula Abdul at the Marquis Hotel in NY last night:

Sassy.

And the Smiths like to play kissy kissy:

They were in Paris today for another premiere promo.

Kerry Washington and her long time fiance David Moscow hit up the Knicks game yesterday:

Maybe she's shocked they're still not married yet.

Maybe not.

Fun times.

Joy Bryant was spotted at a cocktail party in honor of C Magazine's Hollywood Portfolio:

And guess who was out partying at Area 51 nightclub in LA this week:

YBF chick Davetta Sherwood (2nd from the left and the upgraded "Lily" on Y&R) was kickin it with her sister, a model friend and her manager. They were celebrating Davetta's NAACP Image Award nod for Best Acting in a Daytime Series. I'm going to need for Y&R to beg this chick to come back. Christel Khalil-who came back to reprise her role last month--is NOT cuttin' it.

Star Jones has found a new man to straddle. Apparently she's publicly siding with The Combover on the Rosie v. The Combover beef. Funny funny.

The Randomness:

1. Note to The Game: This dude probably doesn't even know who you are. Deal with it. Story
2. Essence.com has a cute spread of black men who were filmed proposing to their fiances in very creative ways during Christmas time. You can also vote on your favorite couple and the winning couple gets a trip to South Africa. Get it here.
3. Dammit Barry!
4. Can somebody PLEASE give Jason and Joumana Kidd a reality show? PLEASE?! Updated story
5. Happy 36th b-day to MJB!