Foolywang Material: Jay-Z's Stan Is A Lost One+Is Shaq Serious?

I tried my damndest not to even acknowledge this story, but when I read what went down on the show yesterday--the only thing that stopped my laughter was fear. Crazy b*tches (a la Shiela Carter) like this need to be locked the hell up. So a chick named Katrina--who I referenced several weeks ago about her e-mailing me and tons of other sites about her stalking Jay-Z--went on Dr. Phil today and dropped some true foolywang material.

She says she's been stalking Jigga for more than 3 years. And she's called him over 300 times and e-mailes him 200 times a day. Does this heffa have a job? She said, "When I’m writing songs, I would just call him Shawn. I make up my own songs and leave them on his voice mail." *wondering if Jay has filed a restraining order yet on this chick* Katrina says the e-mail she sent to several gossip sites many weeks ago saying she is Jay-Z's ex and they are still together and he is playing Beyonce for her was all made up (like I told y'all weeks ago about that suspect letter). But then this chick goes on to say she doesn't care that he'll never leave B for her. She claimed:

"To me, I am Beyoncé. I am every man’s dream. I’m accomplishing it by just looking in the mirror and saying, ‘Jay-Z’s going to be my man."

Let's take another look at her pic shall we....

And the most priceless quote from her whole stint on the show yesterday:

Katrina explains that when she heard a rumor that Jay-Z proposed
to Beyoncé, she snapped and tore all his pictures up. "I want to see
Beyoncé and Jay-Z one day in public and just go there and snatch her weave out.”

The amount of money I would pay to see that ish. Dr. Phil even played the mess out this chick today by telling her if Jay was to meet 1 million people, her name wouldn't even be on the list--because she's on what we call, "a watch list". Foolywang material indeed. Anyways, I refuse to give this wanna be jumpoff anymore YBF face time. You can get everything that went down on the show today in its entirety here.

Hit Shaq's Escalade, and he will hunt you down and get to cuffing:

Y'all know he's been deputized and was just waiting for somebody to act up. An 18 year old Sunday at 4am hit his Escalade and drove away (Shaq was unloading his luggage after getting home from an away game). Shaq did a police chase and hunted his ass down. He called the real po pos when he had the dude hemmed up at the gas station. Funny funny. Story