It's about that time folks. I usually HATE doing Year In Review Roundups, but since I've had so many requests....
This year I'm kickin it award style. First up...
The 2006 Most Likely to Be On More Than We Think Award:
Winner: DMX. Dude has issues. And I honestly think it's more than that crack he's been sniffin' for years. Even a grown ass crackhead wouldn't say a grown ass woman raped him. Damn shame.
Runners-up: Whitney Houston and Golden Brooks
The 2006 B*tch Please Award:
Winner: Assie. I have realized there is a God simply because her 15 minutes were up in 14 minutes.
Runners-up: Kramer and Donald Trump/Miss USA
The Song Most Likely to Give You A Migraine in 2006 Award:
Winner: "Love" by Keyshia Cole. I couldn't get past the first chorus without having to turn off every light and sound within 20 feet of me. Migraines indeed.
Runners-up: "Unfaithful" by Rihanna and "Chicken Noodle Soup" by Young B and Webstar ("Chicken Noodle Soup" is also the the winner of the Song That Set Black Folks Back Award)
The Biggest Break-up of 2006 Award:
Winner: Bobby and Whitney. Hands down. Y'all already know. This is the one of the only breakups where perfect strangers were willing to throw Whitney a "Pack up the crack and Go" celebration party.
Runners-up: Trina and Lil Wayne & Russell and Kimora Simmons
The Hottest Hook-up of 2006 Award:
Winner: Sanaa Lathan and Terrell Owens. Folks went nuts when I posted about their couple status a few months ago. And y'all thought Sanaa was a goody goody....
Runners-up: Lil Wayne and Baby & Lil Wayne and Solange (Dude gets around)
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