Got You Covered...

Since the new BFFs Paris and Britney are taking over the publicity slut airwaves, Black Hollywood has been taken to the back burner of the Paparazzi. But here's that ish anyway.....

Jazze Pha's Knitch boutique opening went down recently:

Real talk--it looks like Jazzy has to schedule in breathing times because that sh*t looks like it is WORK every day.

And I was going to be nice and not even ask the question plaguing everybody's mind:

But where is your damn neck Pha?! I'm just asking. People need to know....

Look who else made an appearance:

Michael Knight is popping up everywhere these days trying his damndest to get upgrade to the celebrity C-list.

And who the hell lied and told the Urkel look-a-like he was fly?

CiCi is gracing the pages of the new Giant magazine:

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I adore black and white photos and these pics are fabulous. Let me calm down before I slip up and become a CiCi fan...

On the gossip tip...a source recently tipped me off that Ciara may have a new beau--baller Jamal Crawford of the Knicks. She was spotted courtside at his game last week and he attended her b-day party last month even though he is a known shy guy who doesn't go out. Hmmmm.

LaLa and Carmelo spent some serious QT recently during the releasing of Melo's new shoe. Jordan Brand helped Melo celebrate and hosted the cast of "The Wire" at a Denver Nuggets Game Sunday at the Pepsi Center in Denver:

Cast of "The Wire"

Felicia "Snoop" Pearson

I see Da Brat's influence has infiltrated the millenium.

And then Jordan hosted a dinner for everyone at the Samba Room:

Awww. And are we sure LaLa isn't having twins?

Carmelo signed some trinkets for the fans.

Andre Royo and LaLa

J.R. Smith came out to kick it.

Fun times.

Beyonce and her new wig were spotted outside of Bergdorf's in NY the other day:

A mink designer bag? My girl must think she can have it with PETA....nevermind.

Oh but wait:

Her personal designer was there too? Surely he has an eye for ugly costume jewelry...so why was chandelier earring foolishness with the Farrah Fawcett gone bad hair allowed? He's fired.

The Randomness:

1. Who cares?
2. Oh really?
3. Best selling author Bebe Moore Campbell and mother of actress Maia Campbell died yesterday from complications from cancer. Story Definitely a sad day as she was one of the authors I am very fond of.
4. And y'all said Hov never had a kid. Vids