Foolywang Material+A B*tch Please

After I recovered from a serious laughter that caused me not to breathe for a few seconds due to this here pic, some real talk came to mind:

THIS SH*T IS HOTTER THAN CORN GRITS.

Period. And if you are one of these chicks in this pic reading this here blog right now...I ask you 1 thing. Did you seriously look in the mirror before you left ya house and say "Self, this hot ass velor suit that'll crumble and make small lint balls on my skin when I sweat in the club will be perfect with my white munchkin land furry boots." Cuz if you did...you need to slap the bejesus out ya mouth right now. Do better people. End of story.

Model Beverly Peele attends Paris Hilton's Cosmetics launch in West Hollywood last week

A simple WTF BEVERLY PEELE? will do for this right here. I guess all that crap you stole a few months ago wasn't even worth it if you still lookin like this.

Deion, Deion, Deion-

Where's the Fab 5 when you need em? Don't do this ish again D. You not makin this suspect ass pic any better.

Ursh in New Orleans Monday talking to Dillard/Xavier students who now have to live at the Hilton

So a chick from Dillard University in New Orleans posted her celeb encounter on ONTD the other day and this is what she had to say:

He was suppose to come at 12:45pm, him being a celeb and all we knew he was going to be a little late to add drama or whatever. But he was an hour and a half late. People were getting mad and wanted to leave, but we couldn't because the guards were basically keeping us prisoners in the conference room. They were under the impression that we were going to sneak around and see if we could find
him. Most of us had a 1:00pm class and we were going to go to class.

He gets there and we have to wait another 20 minutes because he said he didn't feel safe and was afraid someone would bumrush him. So were weren't allowed to make any noise and we had to sit down as he walked in. He finally comes in and he ask to hear our stories about what happened during and after the hurricane and what he
could do to help. And then he was trying to force himself to cry. I didn't say anything because I just figured I was making up things so I could have more proof of him being an ass. But other people saw he trying to fake cry too. And to think, he wants to win an Oscar and can't even fake cry.

Source

I'm so not surprised. His whack ass would do something like this. Note to celebs: If you have to fake the ish...keep it to ya self pa'dna. Better yet-just don't show up to the event. There's enough fake people in our everyday lives that we are obligated to deal with. We don't need all the extra. Go find a woman and a hobby Ursh cuz ya career is on lean in a bad way. Get that sh*t worked out then maybe can go back to the N.O. in divo mode. Until then...B*TCH PLEASE.

The Randomness:

1. In case you haven't realized it yet, it's Black Music Month. BV has some fabulous scoop on the celebration of black music. Check it out.