H.A.M. Hocks Of The Week

There was some serious nonsense goin down this week. And we need to peep it...

The VIBE/Queen Latifah event was foolywang central...

O MY DAMN:


Whoa big hefties...where the 40's and the droll at?

Tracee...what was this foolishness you had on?

And while we're still on the VIBE event..

I KNOW Elise N. was NOT serious about that.

Wafah Dufor-Bin Laden's niece

Aww hell naw! We can't find Osama but we can give his niece a new reality TV show? What the hell is goin on here people?!?! Story

Once again, Mariah plays a glorified showgirl in her new video being shot in Paris-

Is that plastic?

Source: Hollywood Tuna

*Sigh* I guess her people never got my resume. Tuna has more pics.

Oh yes...

Source: ONTD

It's a Biz Markie Beat-Boxing Doll....and it gets no better than this folks.

The Biz Markie Doll, which is a replication of the legendary rapper Biz
Markie stands at 2 feet tall which also displays Biz's notable 3-finger ring
which can be seen on is past projects including his classic 12" hit "Just A
Friend". The doll also comes with a detachable hat and a detachable microphone
which can be mounted in any hand and the doll also comes with it's own super
deluxe custom made cereal box. Extended Play has manufactured only 1,000 of these classic Biz Markie Dolls which can be purchase for only $69.95! To purchase one of these limited collection dolls, visit: bizmarkiedoll.com. Or more information
contact Christine Z-Pabon at: toolsofwar@aol.com.

I got an e-mail about this 400 times yesterday:

Source

Celeb look-a-likes----the kiddie version. Get the rest of em here. Am I the only one who finds this..........weird?

Random H.A.M.

1. "Bootylicious" is being added to the dictionary. Gabsmash has the story.
2. Shar Jackson is pathetic. Check out her singing her own version of Britney's "Toxic" right here. Boo.
3. Oprah and Luda-please stop the beef. Story

Keep it fabulous!