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This crack business is officially out of control. And Serena is now saying that she has pulled out of the Pan Pacific Open because she needs "more time on the court to practice." Well if ya ass would stop spending all ya damn time lookin like burnt H.A.M. at every event in Black Hollywood...then we wouldn't have this problem now would we? Check out Just Jared to find even more pics of the ever so whack crack. {Thanks Joy}

Lots of celebs attended the Magic/Knicks game last night:

So somebody PLEASE tap Kim Vivica and let her plastic azz know she needs to stop rockin the Hello Kitty crap. Damn that Kimora! She got everybody wearing crap for 11 year olds just cuz she slapped the name Baby Phat on it. Boo.

Speak of the devil....

Yep, Kiki was there too.

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And so was Ashanti. People always get on to B about that stamped plastic smile she always has on her face...but don't trip...Shanti has it too.

What in the FRESH HELL is going on in the Wood these days??

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After I re-examined these pics a few times just to make sure I wasn't trippin...I now see Brat and her new "beau" David Guest (Liza Minelli's ex-husband) are the ones trippin. Damn the ink isn't even dry on the divorce papers. They were spotted out together Thursday night in NYC. This surpasses publicity stunt...sumthin just aint right here peoples.

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Not only is Kanye the Black Jesus, he's Muhammad Ali too.

That chick Cici will be a new spokesperson for Candies...

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That's a new ad to be released soon.

ATTENTION! The following people need a serious intervention:

Now Jada...we all know you're not the girliest girl, but you have truly gon too far. Come back to the feminine side of things. And no, an LV purse just aint gon get it. You need to do better.

Oh Michael....

This intervention should have been done about a decade ago. Enough said. {Thanks Bibi}

The Randomness:

1. My sources are telling me that Usher has bought Tameka...the chick (his stylist) he was recently spotted with on New Years vacay...a house and a Range. Daaaaamn.
2. Missy is recording a soundtrack for Disney. Story
3. Aretha will be belting it out at the Super Bowl this year. Story Hope she keeps those chi-chis in tact.
4. Does Keyshia Cole's "Love" give anybody else a migraine?
5. I have a feeling that Kanye/Pam Anderson rumor is a fluke. Kanye's long time girlfriend looks like she does not play around....at least with him cheating THAT openly. And Pam? Come on now peoples.

Stay fabulous!