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Dame Dash is a fool. By the way, a top 5 list of the most fabuolous kick off phrases from tv shows is on deck after the gossip. Let's get it crackin:

Alicia at Thursday's Celebrities Design Lunchboxes Auction benefit for hunger relief organizations

Memories of my late 80's "I'm too fly but I'm only 8" stage are all up in my head right now. Girl...you need to give that hairsylist of yours that's on strike whatever they want cuz this mess is ri-damn-diculous.

AK at more fabulous times:

Not sure how old these pics are..but who cares. She needs to stick to what works.

Naomi was at the celebrity lunchbox benefit too.

Here's some more pics of Bigga that I just discovered that should have been in old posts:

They went to the Kevin Liles book signing event a while back:

By the way, for those of you wondering who Sandy Lomax is (on the far left), she's a jazz singer.

B has been catching some flack about that hat, but it aint all bad. New styles and new thangs keep it fresh. And that necklace is tight. Oh, and for all ya'll up in arms about Beyonce being "lightened up" on the new cover of Vanity Fair, put ya haters cup back on the shelf. The chick aint too brown in real life. She wasn't lightened up no more than ALL magazines lighten/darken EVERYBODY on the covers. Lighters up, shut up.

Here they are at their trip to the South of France a while back. These pics are more intimate and cute than the ones previously posted from that trip:

And at a b-ball game without Michelle wrecking the pic:

For all you Bigga lovers, don't say I never gave you nothing.

Clip from 50 cent's video game

Wait...and why does 50 cent have his own video game?? Is this truly necessary people?

Check out Halle on the set of X-Men 3:

I can't wait till this comes out. I've unfortunately become addicted to the saga.

Diana Ross was spotted out in Hollywood last week:

Now Diana. I don't care if it's laundry day or all your clothes got razored up by some crazy heffa...this "outfit" is unacceptable. Definitely not diva style.

Tyler Williams, Tequan Richmond, and Vincent Martella of Everybody Hates Chris celebrating their birthdays on set last Wednesday

Awww....how cute.

I tried to pick the most flattering pics of Fanny, but all of em looked the foolywang. Here she is at Friday's book signing of her book Life is Not a Fairytale at Barnes and Nobles on 5th Ave:

Yes, she was serious. What the hell is up with that makeup (or is that just serious lip chappage)..those boots...that hat...that pose??? She just needs to erase herself and start over.

Ummm....Allen Iverson so needs a post all to himself. His sexiness just takes over this page. Here he is visiting some kiddies with Yao Ming (not pictured):

Cute.

Now I know I said I wouldn't post any pics of Jenny with Marc...but this just proves why:

Does he really need to slob her down on stage for us all to see? I mean really. Gross. Hmmm is that bump in the bottom of her belly just gas?

Cutie pie John Legend attended the Montblanc First Women's Jewelry Collection Launch in NY last week.

Check out Young Roc-a-fella:

Young Hov

Young Kanyeezie

Now that's funny. Some things never change.

And for those of you who want to know who Kanye's girlfriend is he was going on an on about on some radio station the other day, here she is with him at his album release party (on the right):

And at another event (on the left):

Is this chick anti-earrings?

Toni Braxton's record release of her album Libra went down a few weeks ago in NY:

Toni and Keke Wyatt

She still looks fabulous. But she's kickin it a lil like Mimi with those candids where she poses like she's at a photoshoot somewhere.

Check out a shot from the "Here We Go Again" video with Trina and Kelly. Can't wait till that comes out.

Looks like another "Gangsta Lovin" doesn't it?? I don't mind...that song was HOT! And why are Trina's bracelets engulfing her arms? Are country ass plaid shirts tryin to come in style? First Missy, now the baddest chick?? I hope not. Oh well...she's still fab.

Stankmora was pubbing her stank fragrance yet again this past Friday. This time she was out at Carson's in Chicago:

Her taste in smells is off but these shoes are pretty much the most fabulous things I've seen in a long time.

Lenny Kravitz was spotted out in Italy last week:

Ooooh Lenny is lucky he's cute cuz I would straight go bad on him about this very feminine "singin in the rain" look. WAIT....IS THAT A MAN BAG????? That's just unacceptable.

Meagan Good and Brandy recently went out together:

Meagan doesn't look too happy. I don't blame her. I wouldn't want the bobble head syndrome rubbing off on me neither.

Michelle W. was spotted leaving Ciprani restaurant pretty recently:

That girl is learning ya'll. Fabness is within her reach.

Nelly and Ashanti were all hugged up at her 25th birthday surprise party last Thursday at Glo in NY:

I don't like girlfights....but I would swing on Ashitty to get at Nelly. Where's my vaseline???

Pharrell and Rev Run went on TRL late last week. Check them out on their way there:

Pharrell....what is this foogly camo get up??

Did ya'll see Run's House on Thursday? Now that show is actually good. For once we're not watching ridiculousy spoiled brats runnin around. He gives to them when they do their thing right.

Rhianna went back to Barbados to kick it with her friends last weekend:

The shorter hair is cute on her....but what are these silver alien-like shoes she's wearing??

And finally, Tyra wasn't playin when she said makeup and weave does her wonders. Here she is out shopping with friends last month in Malibu:

Don't be scurred to be natural girl! She aint all that bad natural. That fivehead does takeover though.

The Randomness:

1. Eminem is making people whisper even louder about him retirement. Ya'll know people only do a "Greatest Hits" album when they're kaputz. Story
2. Ummmm so is this what getting your finger bitten off leads to??? Story
3. Apparently it's official: Eva Pigford and hot actor Henry Simmons are a couple. They were spotted together at Lenox mall very lovey dovey in Atlanta. It's been whispered that they were a couple for a while now.
4. Destiny's Child's new song "Stand Up for Love" will premiere Oct. 20th on TRL.

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Fab kick off quotes of tv shows:

5. "You're Fired" + the hand motion (Donald Trump of The Apprentice)

4. "You are the weakest link....Good-bye." (That English chick from Weakest Link game show)

3. "Get to steppin!" (Martin Lawrence of Martin)

2. "You may make some money somewhere..but it aint gonna be here." (Dame Dash of the black apprentice...The Ultimate Hustler)

1. "You are out of style....please take the runway." ( Tommy Hilfiger of The Cut)

Stay fab!